lol

[Twinkytoes]

Double Post:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO U WANT MY COCK?
Stranger: sure
You: Are you ghey or a girl?
Stranger: girl obviously
You: How many fingers?
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 10
You: in your pussy?
You: THATS DISGUSTING
Stranger: hahahahah
You: You sleezy whore!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Twinkytoes]

Im on a fucking streak here:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are u a girl with msn and cam?
You: Yes
Stranger: age?
You: 18.
Stranger: from?
You: France.
Stranger: i'm 16 brazil
Stranger: how r u today?
You: Very horny.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: send me your msn?
You: Sure.
You: ImActuallyAGuy@Hotmail.com
Stranger: ta tirando neh veio
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jurtere]

This thread is full of win.

[Falkor]

best i got so far:
You: what brings ye to omegle
Stranger: i'm bored
You: lulz me tew
Stranger: it's gonna to die
Stranger: what r u doin?
Stranger: don't say i'm typing
You: watchn across the univrs
Stranger: watchn?
You: yarp
Stranger: i didn't get it
Stranger: my english is terrible
You: where u from
Stranger: korea
You: south?
Stranger: sure
You: that sucks
Stranger: why
You: gay place
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
You: thats not what i hear
Stranger: what did u hear
You: that all gay live there
You: and have butt sex
Stranger: absolutely not
You: u sure?
Stranger: you have the wrong information
Stranger: ya i'm sure
You: idk history books cant lie
Stranger: history books?

[Powerglove]

Stranger: hello
You: sends out Pikachu!
You: Pikachu uses Thunderbolt.
Stranger: o don't get a shock
Stranger: i'm shock proof
You: Pikachu is affected by Stranger's o don't get a shock
You: Pikachu is badly poisoned
You: Pikachu faints.
You: sends out Caterpie.
You: Caterpie uses String Shot.
You: Stranger is slowed.
Stranger: i don't understand whether u r ur pikachu is a freak?
You: Caterpie is confused
You: Caterpie faints.
Stranger: ow!
You: No! Caterpie can't cut it!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: GET ON MY HORSE, ILL TAKE YOU ROUND THE UNIVERSE
You: AND ALL THE OTHER PLACES TOO
Stranger: k.
You: You think I'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
You: SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi!
Stranger: hiyaa
You: i do cocaine!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Im 16 yr old boy from Finland
You: wow
Stranger: you
You: fuck that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xposure]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: i kno wut u did last summer
Stranger: wut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xposure]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hai
Stranger: dont you hate it
Stranger: when]
Stranger: You're taking a dump
Stranger: And
Stranger: A polar bear comes in and starts beating off?
You: oh, yeah
You: shit like that always happens to me
Stranger: Its like
You: it's really annoying
Stranger: Im trying to take a shit here..
You: yeah
You: but it's not like he cares
You: I need to fuck him before he leaves
You: the sex is good
Stranger: I agree.
You: but I'd like to take a crap first
You: you know?
Stranger: Polar bear cock is nice.
You: oh, yes
You: and very long
Stranger: Like, The size of my arm.
You: it's taller
You: it's like
You: the full size
You: of my body
Stranger: I love it.
You: me too.
Stranger: Wait, gender?
Stranger: Male/female?
You: female
Stranger: Im male
Stranger: xD
You: ah
You: well
You: I got a cock tho
Stranger: Hermaphrodite?
You: but I like to look at myself as a chick
You: you know?
You: yes
Stranger: Awh, thats hot.
You: oh, yes
You: yes indeed
You: you interested?
Stranger: hell yeah,
You: okay, come visit me in russia
Stranger: ._. Dammet.
Stranger: PICS.
You: oka, sec
Stranger: k.
You: http://sultanofsnow.files.wordpress....ian-hooker.jpg
Stranger: You're a hooker?
Stranger: -.-
You: kinda
Stranger: Oh haha, Very funny.
You: but I'll do it for free
You: cause you seem like a very nice guy
Stranger: Uhh
Stranger: Riiiiight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Falkor]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 74 hermathodite here!
You: hey rando
You: you misspelled your gender holmes
Stranger: do i kno u? howd u kno my name?
Stranger: have u ever heard of misspelling thingsa
You: NO
You: I DONT BELIEVE IN MISSPELLINGS
Stranger: how do u spell it
Stranger: y r u in caps?
You: V-A-G-I-N-A
You: IM NOT IN CAPS, YOU ARE
Stranger: r u expresasing ur raw emotions?
You: NO WHY DO YOU INSIST I AM IN CAPS WHEN CLEARLY YOU ARE
Stranger: UR SO SILLY
You: no u
Stranger: NO U
You: no, really, u
Stranger: what did u do today?
You: FINGERED MY BUTTHOLE
Stranger: exciting!!!
You: OH IT WAS QUITE PLEASURABLE
Stranger: *nodding*
You: MMMHM OH YEA NOD WITH MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH
You: NOD UP AND DOWN ALLLLLL NIGHT LONG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

its hard to find funny shit here. 60% of the people are just other trolls. 40% are creepers looking to cyber (actually prolly half of the cyber crowd are either trolls or pretending to be an opposite gender).

[Falkor]

got a 40y/o milf to send pics...what a sucker.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my son was just on here
Stranger: what is this site?
You: talk to strangers.com
Stranger: doesn't seem very safe
You: u a milf?
Stranger: a milf?
You: got pics?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: maybe
You: lemme see, mrs....?
Stranger: Keene
You: mrs. keene
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who are you?
You: random person
Stranger: I don't even know how to upload one to here
You: go to a website like tinypic.com and upload it there
You: then you put the link here
You: you doing it ms keene?
Stranger: One second!
You: Here, XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Stranger: Do you see them?
You: wow..very nice
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: 29, you (if you dont mind me asking)
Stranger: you're too young for me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im 40!
You: i like older women, give a sucker a chance
Stranger: what would a young man want with a 40 year old?
You: women are like fine wine, they get better with age
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i shouldn't have sent pictures
Stranger: my husband will kill me
Stranger: byee
You: good bye beautiful
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Eurys]

got a 40y/o milf to send pics...what a sucker.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my son was just on here
Stranger: what is this site?
You: talk to strangers.com
Stranger: doesn't seem very safe
You: u a milf?
Stranger: a milf?
You: got pics?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: maybe
You: lemme see, mrs....?
Stranger: Keene
You: mrs. keene
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who are you?
You: random person
Stranger: I don't even know how to upload one to here
You: go to a website like tinypic.com and upload it there
You: then you put the link here
You: you doing it ms keene?
Stranger: One second!
You: Here, XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Stranger: Do you see them?
You: wow..very nice
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: 29, you (if you dont mind me asking)
Stranger: you're too young for me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im 40!
You: i like older women, give a sucker a chance
Stranger: what would a young man want with a 40 year old?
You: women are like fine wine, they get better with age
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i shouldn't have sent pictures
Stranger: my husband will kill me
Stranger: byee
You: good bye beautiful
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think we require links here to get the full picture.